Clown Costume

The backstory

Hotdog Nightmares

I'll probably be eating a hotdog or two tomorrow and so will millions of my fellow Americans.

This is the most nightmarish holiday for my poor hotdog people. They never know when their loved one (or themselves) might be scooped up and garnished with pickle relish.

Have a fun and safe holiday out there y'all, and watch out for marauding condiments.

44 Hotdogs - The First Half of the Series